This is my personal blog, a journal of my life; my blog of pretty things (et cetera) is here. Twenty-three. Might as well be five.
I just moved to Portland, OR, so if you're a Portland-living person, say hi! New friends for a new city are much appreciated.
constantly reading / grad student / retail management / overzealous editor / chronic paparazzo / lesbian / feminist / atheist
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DON'T GIVE NONE FUCKS.
April 12th
6:35 AM
Okay, I’m going to bed now.

Okay, I’m going to bed now.

March 4th
3:39 PM
Via
infoneer-pulse:

How Do You Cite a Tweet in an Academic Paper? - Alexis Madrigal - Technology - The Atlantic

Why, oh why do I not need this information for anything right now? I wish I had a paper to write!

infoneer-pulse:

How Do You Cite a Tweet in an Academic Paper? - Alexis Madrigal - Technology - The Atlantic

Why, oh why do I not need this information for anything right now? I wish I had a paper to write!

September 19th
2:59 PM
LINDSAY OH NO!
edit: Lindsay immediately deleted this tweet. But not before I got this screen shot, so you’re welcome. And she’s now posted this: “fyi every1-that tweet was an old old one from a long time ago! i’m all good! lol…i just got like 20 phone calls-sorry! oops :/”

LINDSAY OH NO!

edit: Lindsay immediately deleted this tweet. But not before I got this screen shot, so you’re welcome. And she’s now posted this: “fyi every1-that tweet was an old old one from a long time ago! i’m all good! lol…i just got like 20 phone calls-sorry! oops :/”

June 9th
11:19 PM
Detroit is nothing if not optimistic, the trending topics agree.

Detroit is nothing if not optimistic, the trending topics agree.

2:38 AM
"Papa insists that I go to bed but I hold out hope that a desperately naked woman will show up on my doorstep. My vigil ends daily at 3am."
—  

Riley Kay (rileyanneoh) on Twitter

For those of you who don’t follow me on twitter, I feel compelled to ensure that you’re aware of my needs.

1:08 AM
"My house is a sitcom. Im cooking and kids are going in & out. Not just mine; ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS They think I can’t hear them but oh I do!"
—  

Marlee Matlin (MarleeMatlin) on Twitter

New favorite follow, too good to wait until “follow friday.”

June 7th
12:06 AM

my big fat dyke wedding, twitter style

  • Me: Say Yes to the Dress may be my new addiction, I think it has something to do with the fact that I've never so much as been a flower girl.
  • Stephanie: I'm OBSESSED with weddings in a way that's getting unhealthy.
  • Me: Clearly we're soulmates. Marry me?
  • Steph: def. I'll add you to my theknot.com account so we can condense our ideas. I have some fierce cake options.
  • Steph (later): FREAKING OUT in the bridal shop at macy's.
  • Me: Let's go wedding dress shopping together this summer, scare the dress people with our big fat lezzie wedding plans: "FLANNEL?!"
  • Steph: RT [Terrific plan.]
  • Chrissy: I'm assuming you two are registering at Home Depot.
  • Me: Home Depot comes directly after I'm in floor-length ivory lace. Power tools are the perfect accessory to any outfit.
June 4th
11:52 PM
"Simultaneously avoided getting mugged by a knife-carrying hobo and arrested for trespassing."
—  

Riley Kay (rileyanneoh) on Twitter

I should never need to report these kinds of things. There aren’t any photos of the hobo or the police because, well, we were too busy RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY.

May 4th
4:13 PM
RT from Kaki King. Dying now, be back when I wake up from this awesome hallucination.

RT from Kaki King. Dying now, be back when I wake up from this awesome hallucination.