This is my personal blog, a journal of my life; my blog of pretty things (et cetera) is here. Twenty-three. Might as well be five.
I just moved to Portland, OR, so if you're a Portland-living person, say hi! New friends for a new city are much appreciated.
constantly reading / grad student / retail management / overzealous editor / chronic paparazzo / lesbian / feminist / atheist
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DON'T GIVE NONE FUCKS.
July 10th
10:49 PM

"that sentence is a very crude awakening to my hypothesized but probably will never happen baby"

- Brosheen ambien texts

June 11th
8:14 PM
Roisin and I are ordering food and… well…

Roisin and I are ordering food and… well…

4:45 AM
Via

thesluttypumpkin:

rileyanne replied to your post: tw: menstruation

Wait who gets grossed out by that and do they also say “private parts” and “weewee” because they can’t handle Grown Up Words?

People are always like “can’t you call it cramps?” “Why do you call it menstruation?” “Roisin you don’t need to be so specific.” I mean, sometimes I do say things like “my uterus is bleeding,” which I guess is gross, but I don’t think it is, I dunno.

I also really don’t like calling them cramps because they don’t feel like cramps to me, they feel like death in my uterus, which I know you understand. And when I was getting diagnosed with PCOS and endomitriosis and all of that stuff I had to be really specific and open about the pain/menstruating, so it’s hard for me to go back to being all hush hush about having my period.

My favorite is when they show you the scale with the faces and numbers and ask you to rate your pain…

The 10 guy does not even begin to express how horrible it feels (he just looks like his boyfriend broke 8 up with him), but I always rate it around 7 or 8 because I’m usually not actually crying, just thinking about it.

Also am I the only one who has an elaborate story for the pain scale guys? 8 broke up with 10, 10 is devastated but 8 is only upset because it was a difficult decision to make; he still loves 10 but he knows that they’re not good for each other. 6 is 8’s best friend and he’s fucking tired of hearing about all of 8 & 10’s bullshit all the time. 4 likes gossip and is intrigued. 2 is on his way to the grocery store to buy some vodka because he’s throwing a party tonight. 0 is fucking pumped because he heard that 10 is single now and it’s his time to snag the hottie.

They’re all guys because I call all things “guys” including but not limited to gender neutral illustrations and quesadillas.

I don’t know why I’m so into photographic evidence right now, but there you go.

June 9th
12:33 AM
Via

thesluttypumpkin:

rileyanne:

Riley, 22, talents include:

  • calling the moment when a show’s writers decided to give a character a gay storyline BEFORE the storyline itself technically starts
  • mimicking cats’ meows
  • um
  • ah
  • well
  • that’s enough, right?

What am I supposed to do when you move across the country?!

I’d say “come with me” but I left you in charge of the Indy so… I dunno. Invent teleporters really quickly? I like that one.

May 26th
3:14 AM
“Sozz”

CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP

May 20th
11:35 PM
I’m watching Heroes, which means I’m thinking about how I should probably just marry Hayden Panettiere, which means Brosheen asked me about the wedding, which means we had to talk about her MoH dress, which, well…

I’m watching Heroes, which means I’m thinking about how I should probably just marry Hayden Panettiere, which means Brosheen asked me about the wedding, which means we had to talk about her MoH dress, which, well…

April 11th
9:45 PM
They do that so they can fix the machines and schtuff! I was really stoned once and asked.

I mean yes, but it was like that all day and no one was working on it. And when I was on my way to work, the escalator to my floor was blocked off, the elevator wasn’t running and I had to go into the parking lot to find stairs up to my floor. The whole upper floor was super empty for a few hours until they got the elevator running, because the only way to get up there was through the parking lot or through the department stores’ escalators.

Also I’m glad that you were at one point in time stoned, in a mall and perplexed by a blocked escalator. Did you ask security, or…?

March 16th
1:13 AM
HEY DO NOT DISS ONE DIRECTION

But please imagine for a moment that you are quietly enjoying Bach’s cello suites, The Return of Sherlock Holmes and a glass of bubbly after a day at work. Imagine that you forgot about Spotify ads until your reverie was suddenly broken by One Direction. Do you not find that to be an upsetting experience?

March 1st
12:16 AM
Via

reblogging for Brosheen

February 16th
5:09 PM
Via
thedrunkenmoogle:

Doctor Who Shot Glass Setby Fanboy Glass on Etsy$42 for the set or $8 for individuals 

Paging Tom & Roisin, paging Tom & Roisin…

thedrunkenmoogle:

Doctor Who Shot Glass Set
by Fanboy Glass on Etsy
$42 for the set or $8 for individuals 

Paging Tom & Roisin, paging Tom & Roisin…

February 1st
1:39 AM
I would purchase one of these.

Find a hard plastic case for your phone and I’ll do it!

January 24th
3:42 PM
My favorite part was when your phone went off and I thought for a second you were in the same room as me.

Sometimes when I’m watching episodes where River Song says “spoilers!” I think my phone is going off. It’s a hazard I gladly accept.

December 25th
12:41 AM

TOM & ROISIN

we should video chat but instead of talking, we should just sonic each other

yes