"I need to give you a serious recap of my life this past week. It’s like He’s Just Not That Into You meets Fight Club meets The Hangover."
"Mine’s been like Castaway meets the locked-in-the-library aspect of Breakfast Club meets 500 Days of Summer."
Tara and I both signed this week’s editor’s letter, and we got to use our ampersand.
I get far too much satisfaction out of using that ampersand.
Baskerville Italic 4EVA
"Oh, I just remembered, you bit me. There’s a shadow of a bruise."
"omgomgomg why did I bite you?"
"I think you were trying to be seductive…"
In the middle of a texting convo with Tara:
Tara: lolol yes. I’m hanging out with Jon and Kate drinking.
Riley: WHAT ABOUT THEIR 8 CHILDREN?
Today, the longest day ever:
It was a ridiculous day, and kind of shit, but simultaneously one of the best days of my entire life. As we were walking home, Tara said, “We did nothing today.” But no! Not at all! As I told her, today we made something out of nothing. And that’s pretty damn impressive.