This is my personal blog, a journal of my life; my blog of pretty things (et cetera) is here. Twenty-three. Might as well be five.
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DON'T GIVE NONE FUCKS.
July 19th
8:19 PM
Via

cfavolous:

shonz:

This is a video that three other Orientation Coordinators and I made for our College.  SPREAD IT AROUND!! I edited the video, played the part of the “musician” and all of the Panther parts except for the one walking into the van, and a small clip with the arm choreo in the van (pretty much when you can see the Panthers white arms lol)

Favorite parts:

  • Mizz Jade’s “girl you know I’m getting on this van” arm wave
  • The panther’s synchronized leg movements while flirting with the baseball player
  • That guy’s hipster costume and (purposely?) bad dancing
  • Rebecca S-H serving SERIOUS musical theater face on that ledge
  • The panther pleading with the blue light phone
  • Jay!

Shontaaaaaaay how do you give that panther suit so much life?!

THIS IS SO GOOD.

Also, what a solid representation of Purchase: drag queens, random basebros, panther obsession, random dancing, hiding in the grass and OH YEAH, FALLING OUT OF HAMMOCKS.

Aw man I kinda miss Purchase.

January 14th
9:18 PM
Via

The Purchase Colada song

cfavolous:

If you like chugging Four Loko

And getting drunk in the Olde

If you’re not into football

If you have stick n pokes

If you like getting lost at midnight

On the way to the dunes

I know some girls that you might like

Come to Purchase for poon

This is flawless.

September 11th
8:17 PM
YES
YES
YES

YES

YES

YES

August 28th
6:45 PM
Via

Just a Thought…

mellymouse:

pregospaghettimcghee:

Despite all this current Hurricane madness.. I can already feel it being an awesome year. Was apprehensive at first, but I feel really comfortable this year. 

This is exactly what I wanted to say. It’s going to be fantastic. (thanks ali)

Precisely. We’re going to have a great time, it really feels like it.

April 5th
1:13 AM

Spring break was only a week but it seems like it was forever. Being back at Purchase feels like coming home and someone’s left the light on for you so you don’t trip on the steps. Or something. I’m not trying to be deep, but I don’t know how to describe it any more accurately than that.

I love walking around campus and seeing someone I’m genuinely excited to see every 10 feet. I love sitting down in Dante and feeling simultaneously brilliant and stupid listening to Bob Stein’s lecture. I love being back here. I can’t believe I only have one semester after this, I’m really going to miss this place.

November 19th
6:57 PM

They’re doing a pre-screening of Black Swan at my college tonight, I guess as a kind of thank you because they filmed most of it in our Performing Arts Center. 

The funny thing is, they filmed it in the PAC and now they’re showing it at the PAC, so it’s like this whole recursive Natalie Portman infinity magic thing. 

April 12th
6:48 PM

(So What) I Hook Up (cover)

by Menya

(So What) I Hook Up // Menya (Kelly Clarkson Cover)

I love how Menya is such a Purchase obsession right now. Someone put White Houses and Philly Girls on at a party I was at on Saturday night and literally the entire party was screaming the words.

February 21st
3:47 AM
"RILEY COME SEE THE PANDA CHAIR."

"RILEY COME SEE THE PANDA CHAIR."

3:40 AM
Purchase College, where snow is an art opportunity.

Purchase College, where snow is an art opportunity.

February 16th
2:11 AM
You fucking WISH you went to my school. Drag queens and Purim, I could not be more pleased with my life.

You fucking WISH you went to my school. Drag queens and Purim, I could not be more pleased with my life.

February 6th
4:55 AM
Facebook | My Photos - January/February 2010
Don’t know who this girl is, but she sure enjoyed the blacklight party.

Facebook | My Photos - January/February 2010

Don’t know who this girl is, but she sure enjoyed the blacklight party.

4:49 AM
Facebook | My Photos - January/February 2010
Went to a student-directed production of Peter Pan, and it was pretty damn good. Also excessively funny. Here, Peter takes a hit off the peace pipe ostensibly to repair the wounds Hook inflicted in the previous scene.

Facebook | My Photos - January/February 2010

Went to a student-directed production of Peter Pan, and it was pretty damn good. Also excessively funny. Here, Peter takes a hit off the peace pipe ostensibly to repair the wounds Hook inflicted in the previous scene.

February 1st
1:35 PM
"

God, I’m gay.

But really-thank you. We all know things will be a little less bitchy, fierce and THIN with me rotting away in suburban Long Island…but do me some favors while I’m away:

1. Stop eating
2.Keep smoking
3. Everytime you walk that muck path begind Student Services, SERVE IT in Her royal honor.

See you soon precious babies<3 

-Russ

"
—  the last half of our Queen Mother’s goodbye (for now) note
December 16th
5:41 AM
Our library is a bunch of partial floors, so if you stand at the top you can see straight down to the bottom. I&#8217;m on the second-highest floor right now. This just flew down from the top floor.
Thank you, anonymous Pokemon-appreciating encourager. Thank you.

Our library is a bunch of partial floors, so if you stand at the top you can see straight down to the bottom. I’m on the second-highest floor right now. This just flew down from the top floor.

Thank you, anonymous Pokemon-appreciating encourager. Thank you.

2:12 AM
Via
popnlocknessmonster:

it’s 2:09 am. my paper is half done. there’s a library slumber party happening behind us, and a few kind souls (hippies, purchase college, you know) just arrived and PASSED OUT FLOWERS TO EVERYONE. amazing.

popnlocknessmonster:

it’s 2:09 am. my paper is half done. there’s a library slumber party happening behind us, and a few kind souls (hippies, purchase college, you know) just arrived and PASSED OUT FLOWERS TO EVERYONE. amazing.