perfectly normal paranoia
This is my personal blog, a journal of my life; my blog of pretty things (et cetera) is here. Twenty-two. Might as well be five.
I'm moving to Portland, OR in September, so if you're a Portland-living person, say hi! New friends for a new city are much appreciated.
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DON'T GIVE NONE FUCKS.

New favorite hobby: stalking my parents on facebook and trying to figure out which of the baby boomers are trolling and which of them are just completely inept at socializing on the internet. I’m not friends with my parents, aunts, uncles or grandparents on facebook, so I base it all on comments on public photo albums, such as this one from my parents’ trip to Tuscon last week.

My current money is on my dad trolling the shit out of everyone, and my mom being completely inept. I base this on my dad’s judgment of his sister-in-law’s like and my mom naming herself “Aunt Ann” on facebook.

Also, mom, while we’re here, we talked on the phone 3 times last week and you never mentioned being attacked by cacti…