But those are pants. You don’t wear pants.
sometimes I wear pants
sometimes I do not wear pants
this is a haiku
This is all especially hilarious considering the fact that I wore jeans almost exclusively prior to living with Leslie....
It was always a special occasion when Riley would put on pants, and it always felt kind of wrong. Or it was just laundry...
i can attest to this as fact. sometimes riley is wearing jeans and on those days it makes me feel like the universe...