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Open a Banana Like A Monkey

My mom’s friend’s daughter taught us all how to open bananas like monkeys, she studied them at the zoo for her major or something.

Plus phallic foods are funny.

July 12, 2009
3:11 AM
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  1. jsh reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    Always take lessons from an expert.
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  5. morganism82 reblogged this from dalasverdugo and added:
    See- the internet IS a valuable tool.
  6. dalasverdugo reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    I switched to this style about five years ago. I think I might have seen it in
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  9. rileyanne reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    My mom’s friend’s daughter taught us all how to open bananas like monkeys, she studied them at the zoo for her major or...
  10. nee-sa reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    oh my god, this is so related to the last video i posted.
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