December 2011
Anonymous asked: how do you make those 100 dollars a month?
coherent thought: I don’t really like bars, or strangers, and I’m no longer in college, so basically I have no idea where or how to meet girls in the real world
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If anyone wants to casually bang the woman 100 feet away that’s doing her Kegels in the frozen foods section, shouldn’t she be able to? Isn’t that her Shane-given right? It’s not mandated that the future app be used the exact same way as Grindr. Maybe it could serve to alert you of the ladies interested in ladies close by. Not all of us have gaydar like Santana. Instead...
Lots of thoughts and completely unable to express them.
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xyloscope replied to your post: Do you like anyone?
why’s that?
I don’t really know, it’s just always been that way. It always takes at least a few months, sometimes a year or more, for me to have feelings for someone new. It’s not that I’m pining for the last person, I’m just… empty? I’ve never been the kind of person who immediately has a new crush. I...
Anonymous asked: Do you like anyone?
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Papa: Maybe it'll have inspired her to clean.
Me: No, it just inspired her to want babies around all the time, lots of babies. And I just want to tell her, "Listen, you're not getting grandkids for at least 10 years."
Papa: Because unlike the rest of our family, your kids won't happen as accidents, they have to be planned.
Me: And if they get planned the way I want them planned, I'm going to need money to do it.
Papa: Which is?
Me: You take the eggs from one mommy and you put them in the other mommy, and then you're BOTH mommies!
Papa: Yeah, that would take money. You could always take out a life insurance policy on your parents and bump them off...
Me: As long as you consent to it!
Papa: [laughs his way upstairs]
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I love this time of year because I get to listen to New Year’s Eve when I wake up without people going “uhhh you know what time of year it is, right?”
Mal, you know how perfect that song is, right?
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tonight
Mattie and I walked down to the Bean, raspberry soy chais. We ran into Brendon and hung out with him, then Steve found us for a few minutes, then I saw Darcie. As the Bean was closing I found Alex (where else would he be?) and we made vague plans for NYE.
Mattie, Brendon and I went to Hermann’s, met up with his friend, sat around drinking and telling stories. —oh, the “fingered...
steviek replied to your photo: T-rex as Mary, PBR as Jesus. This bar, you guys….
I was at lowertown tonight… weird
I was at a table by the front door, being incredibly too loud and laughing too much.
I mean, it’s either there or O’Callahan’s, in my experience. Everywhere else the clientele is a little too old or a little too stuffy.
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Anonymous asked: How many people have you dated and what are their names? Do you talk to any of them anymore?
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Taking this pounding headache back to bed. Third headache in as many days, but this is the worst… where are they coming from? Am I allergic to something new? I hope not.
Anonymous asked: How much do you weigh?
Anonymous asked: Why don't you want to live at home?
Anonymous asked: Why does living in the most expensive city in the nation make sense financially for you ?
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Anonymous asked: are you staying in Michigan?
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Three* Years Ago I Was Sad on New Year's Eve
astoryunfolded:
malblum:
So, you may or may not know that I have written more than a few tragic holiday songs…
Once I wrote a song about being drunk/sad/pissed off/eating guacamole on New Year’s Eve. Last year, I set it up for free/set your own price download all night on account of the holiday.
Anyway, I decided to make it a yearly tradition!!!!! Only this time, you can download it all week...
Anonymous asked: what happened with your last romantic partner?
Anon is on. I’m going to bed. Feel free to leave me hate, as per ushe.
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shiiiiiiit I just gained like 200 followers in a single day—apparently the people like glitter gradients!
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yay
YAY
Skins 6 trailer →
pregospaghettimcghee:
rileyanne:
skinsftw:
First trailer for series 6 of Skins
HOLY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL SHOW I LOVE YOU
oh, to be young again!
Ali, we still have a few crazy years in us. The only difference is that the drinking is legal!
(I do wonder though, how long can I watch Skins before I feel weird about the age difference between me and the characters?)