February 2010
January 2010
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tweets from tonight, obviously!
Riley: Stephanie introduces her bears.
I bet Greenwich Connecticut makes a lot of money off of Purchase students. Whoever opened Connecticut Liquors was a brilliant businessman.
Stephanie: Who knew the mayonnaise aisle was so hilarious? Mayo execs, you gotta get to Second City or something,you’re too good
Friends taking forever in a grocery store while Dave Matthews plays is my own...
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trolling on omegle goes awry, Steph is further...
Stranger: m or f!
You: f!
Stranger: ?"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im a m!
You: oh perf let's bone
Stranger: lol gotta get to know u first
(this is where I SHOULD HAVE bounced)
You: alright lets work on it
Stranger: lets play the question game. anything goes
You: ask me anything
Stranger: whats your name?
You: stephanie
Stranger: im kyle
You: HEY KYLE
Stranger: HEY STEPH!
You: more questions so we can bone please
Stranger: lol how old r u?
You: 21
Stranger: sweet im 18
You: ooh i likey
Stranger: i like a girl with some experince myself
You: well you are in LUCK
Stranger: great. what do u look like?
You: really nice
Stranger: what r u wearing?
You: clothes
Stranger: well get them off cause were gonna bone
You: YAY I PASSED THE TEST!
You: AWESOME
You: LET US FUCK
Stranger: RIGHT NOW
You: lets get this party started
Stranger: u wanna start
You: no you
You: nuh uh soldier
Stranger: ok well goodbye you perv
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Roisin Murphy - Momma’s Place (Knob Jockeys...
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I have discovered the positive side of being twins...
My cousin just called me to inform me of my clone (I know.) but then she put a whole different spin on it. “Now I can pretend that I get to see you!” she said. Which, I guess, kind of. Because I’ve been told that not only do we look alike, but that we talk similarly and that we do the same little dance thing. And Kara and I never get to see each other.
So if someone could clone...
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“What if their tongue is cold though? […] Well, I mean, Monk’s tongue...”
– Ali. This cannot go anywhere well.
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“I think his nose is too big. As a person and also as someone giving culunges.”
– Stephanie ponders some male anatomy
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"actually, i was joking recently that i was never...
moetkacik:
hell of a drug.
Impressive.
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“What will happen when Apple actually makes a pad though? Like, a lady pad? That...”
– Chrissy contemplates the problems with Apple’s rumored “iPad” tablet
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“That’s what middle school was for, deciding which kind of feminine...”
– Chrissy is saying TOO MANY funny things right now
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“I don’t want to ask Sexually Ambiguous Librarian about it. You know who...”
– Chrissy forgot her interlibrary loan password and is embarrased
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tweets from last night
Me: Chrissy is singing Kid Rock in her Scott Stapp voice. I this should be a new genre on its own, with a radio station and everything.
Janeen: Kid rock?
Stephanie: The first time Chrissy heard I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy was when someone requested it on the radio, dedicated to Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Chrissy: "It's like New Jersey is the Palestinian territories and Princeton is the Isreali settlement." --Brandon
Me: "You guys, I'm a mess in a dress." --Ali
Janeen: My tolerance is so low its retarded
Please no one put candy in my presence when im intoxicated. I CANT STOP.
Chrissy: Wayyyyy drunker than I anticipated. Thanks, Peach Georgi!
Stephanie: Boy I had only known for like 10 minutes says he loves my fist pump. Also got into a fight with jesse for saying I look good in glasses. Ehh
Chrissy: Soooooo confiaed but WHATEVS
I can only see with one eye shut is that bad?!
Janeen: What is this fun?
Chrissy: Going back to big haus its not wvwn 1 ok?
Dont drink dehydrated
Wahing ny coat its ok then dry
Drying coat now bedddd time when done
Pees i okde sink had toooo
will find way hoimw
Tried to wash coat worked i hsope
Me: nothingg is better than tonihgwt
Talking comfortingly to the unicorn stuffed animal I made out of socks. Ali's best friend says, "Don't worry, I'm not judging."
------ (Today) -------
Chrissy: Apparently last night I repeatedly apologized to Sean, saying we're too good of friends to hook up, completely randomly. Why?
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"My Life as Liz"
is actually My Life as Riley.
Only the Michigan suburban high school experience was far nicer to me. It basically proves that I would not have survived in Texas.
@emnine
emnine:
rileyanne:
We don’t get a break until the end of March! We get a full month between fall and spring semesters, so we just started on Tuesday.
oh jeez, a full month! that’s awesome!
oh boy…that’s a long time. my semester is over in april though. also, we get 2 weeks off this year…one for reading week, and another because the winter olympics are here in vancouver during february and...
@emnine
We don’t get a break until the end of March! We get a full month between fall and spring semesters, so we just started on Tuesday.
Can't decide if I should bring my camera out...
It’s the first weekend of the semester, and I know everyone will be out and in perfect form. There’s at least two huge parties I’m going to and everyone will be beautiful and dancing. But I will be too, and I do so worry for the safety of my camera. Plus it’s going to be like 20 degrees out, which is not ideal for my camera either. (Wish I had a spare disposable lying...
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this is generally how their conversations go
Chrissy: Ali, you do not need to have intercourse.
Ali: But I'm HORNY.
Chrissy: Well, go fuck a pumpkin.
Ali: I'm not a boy, Andrew.
Chrissy: Well, the stem then.
Ali: [shrieks and protects her womanhood]
Chrissy: Not horny anymore, are you?
Ali: ... no.
Chrissy: Everything I do has a purpose, I learned it on Logical Journey of the Zoombinis.
We'll lose our virginities together. But separately. But together.
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“It’s not that I wanted to wait or I wasnt ready, I just wanted someone to buy me...”
– Chrissy, on why she’s still a virgin (via popnlocknessmonster)
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I'm being such a Michigan bitch right now. It's 40...
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Fuck. This won't go well.
I just put my fleece blanket along the top of my sheets so Pogo would sleep there tonight and keep me warm. (He only sleeps on fuzzy things.)
Then I realized my kitties are halfway across the country.
Tattoo
stephcoz:
Thinking about laying the “Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lake State” writing from Sufjan’s album over the outline. Or something. The more I think about it, the more I want more than a plain outline.
Get the outline and then wait until you’re super sure about what you want over it. No shame in doing two sittings so it’s perfect.
Totally wearing my Michigan necklaces...
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How to go back to school in NY after a break home...
symbolic changeover of the city on my dashboard weather forecast
make plans to tell my parents they suck but wuss out
want to sleep now so I’m awake for NY, but can’t bear to sleep when I could be cuddling with my kitties before I leave them for 3 more months
can’t decide whether to listen to Empire State of Mind or Say Yes to Michigan.
annaszczekutowicz:
burnbrighter:
goldensilence:
have you ever done drugs??? :D why or why not!
nope.
i don’t feel like killing myself.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/tellmeeverything-tell_me_anything
that is the best response i’ve heard so far
not all drugs kill you…. in some places, marijuana has become legal for medicinal uses, it does exact opposite
Similarly, MDMA is currently...
I have a lot of sequins. Someone tell me what to...
Anything adorable and sequined that you think I should own?
copycats:
Doo Tok by Chambaland Doo Wop (That...
