Tesla thinks she’s supposed to be part of my daily yoga. Thus: lotus with interrupting kitten. #padmasana

Tesla thinks she’s supposed to be part of my daily yoga. Thus: lotus with interrupting kitten. #padmasana

1 week ago  #padmasana 
talking to a pregnant friend about how she noticed her body was preparing itself to make milk for the baby…
her: ew I just caught stuff coming out of my boobs for the first time
me: sorry but I’m imagining like… there’s little drops sneaking around corners
me: and waving the ones behind them forward thinking the coast is clear
me: and then you’re like BUSTED
me: because boobs
3 weeks ago  #baby nuggets  1 note

I wanted something comfortable to wear while my hair dries and I tidy the apartment, so I was all “okay, leggings, tank top, done.”

Except I grabbed galaxy leggings and a Led Zeppelin muscle tank.

And now I look like tumblr vomited me up after a rough night of vodka gummi bears.

4 weeks ago 1 note